One pleasent evening in the month of June, As I was sleeping in my room, A small bird sat on an ivy bunch, And the song he sang was The Jug Of Punch. \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{A small bird sang on an ivy bunch,} \textbf{And the song he sang was the jug of punch.} \bigskip What more diveration can a man desire, Than to sit him by an alehouse fire, Upon his knee a pritty wench, And on the table a jug of punch. \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Upon his knee a pritty wench,} \textbf{And on the table a jug of punch.} \bigskip Let the doctors come with all their art They'll make no impression upon me heart Even the cripple forgets his hunch When he's snug outside of a jug of punch \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Even the cripple forgets his hunch} \textbf{When he's snug outside of a jug of punch.} \bigskip If I get drunk, well, me money's me own, And them don't like me, they can leave me alone; I'll tune me fiddle and I'll rosin me bow And I'll be welcome wherever I go. \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{I'll tune me fiddle and I'll rosin me bow} \textbf{And I'll be welcome wherever I go.} \bigskip And when I'm dead and I'm in me grave No costly tombstone will I crave. Lay me down by me native peat, With a jug of punch at me head and feet. \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Too-ra loo-ra loo, too-ra loo-ra lay,} \textbf{Lay me down by me native peat,} \textbf{With a jug of punch at me head and feet.}