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\selectlanguage{english} |
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\songcolumns{2} |
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\beginsong{The internet is for porn} |
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\songcolumns{1} |
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\beginsong{The Internet is for porn} |
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[by=Avenue Q,cov=avenue-q,album=Avenue Q] |
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\cover |
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\gtab{B}{7:022100} |
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\beginverse |
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\[E]The internet is \[B7]really really \[E]great \echo{For porn!} |
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\[E]The Internet is \[B7]really, really \[E]great \echo{For porn!} |
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\[E]I've got a fast connection so \[B7]I don't have to \[E]wait \echo{For porn!} |
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\[F#m]There's always some new site \echo{For porn!} |
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\[A&m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!} |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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\[E]The internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!} |
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\[B7]The internet is for porn \echo{What are you doing?} |
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\[E]The Internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!} |
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\[B7]The Internet is for porn \echo{What are you doing?} |
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\[E]Why you think the \[A]net was born? |
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\[E]Porn, \[B7]porn, \[E]porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse* |
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Treekkie! |
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Oh hello Kate Monster! |
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You are ruining my song |
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Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
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Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? |
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Oki doki |
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Good |
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``Treekkie! |
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--- Oh hello Kate Monster! |
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--- You are ruining my song |
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--- Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
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--- Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? |
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--- Oki doki |
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--- Good'' |
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\endverse |
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\beginverse |
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I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!} |
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Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.} |
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Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry} |
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Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots} |
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You can research browse and shop |
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Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{For Porn!} |
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You can research, browse and shop |
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Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop \echo{For Porn!} |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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The internet is for porn \echo{Boo!} |
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The internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!} |
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The Internet is for porn \echo{Boo!} |
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The Internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!} |
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Me up all night honking me horn |
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To porn, porn, porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse |
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That's gross, you're a pervert |
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Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
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No really, your a pervert |
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Normal people don't sit at home and look |
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At porn on the internet |
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Oh? |
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What?! |
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You have no idea! |
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Ready normal people? |
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Ready. Ready. Ready |
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Let me hear it! |
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\beginverse* |
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``That's gross, you're a pervert |
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--- Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
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--- No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet |
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--- Oh? |
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--- What? |
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--- You have no idea! Ready normal people? |
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--- Ready. Ready. Ready |
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--- Let me hear it!'' |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!} |
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The internet is for porn \echo{I masturbate!} |
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The Internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!} |
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The Internet is for porn \echo{I masturbate!} |
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All these guys unzip their flies |
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For porn, porn, porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse* |
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The internet is not for porn! |
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Porn, Porn, P\dots |
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Hold on a second! |
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Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.} |
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``The Internet is not for porn! |
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--- Porn, Porn, P\dots |
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--- Hold on a second! |
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Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct} |
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And Brian, you buy things on amazon.com \echo{Sure!} |
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And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay \echo{Yes I do!} |
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And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!} |
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Oh, but Kate\dots |
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What you think he do \dots after? Hmm? \echo{Yeah!} |
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Eeewwwww! |
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--- Oh, but Kate, what you think he do \dots after? Hmm? \echo{Yeah!} |
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--- Eeewwwww!'' |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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The internet is for porn! \echo{Gro!} |
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The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn!} |
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Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!} |
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The Internet is for porn! \echo{Gro!} |
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The Internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn!} |
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Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate men!} |
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For porn, porn, porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse* |
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Porn, porn, porn, porn \echo{I'm leaving!} |
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Porn, porn, porn, porn |
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porn, porn, porn, porn \echo{I hate the internet!} |
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porn, porn, porn, porn \echo{I hate the Internet!} |
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Porn, porn, porn, porn |
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The internet is for! \rep{2} |
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The internet is for porn! |
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Yeah! |
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The Internet is for! \rep{2} |
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The Internet is for porn! |
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\endverse |
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\endsong |
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Romain Goffe
13 years ago