Add song: Avenue Q - The internet is for porn

songs/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg

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+\songcolumns{1}
+\beginsong{The internet is for porn}[by=Avenue Q]
+
+\capo{4}
+\gtab{Mi}{6:X02220}
+\gtab{Si7}{6:020100}
+\gtab{Fa#m}{9:X02210}
+\gtab{Sol#m}{9:X02210}
+\gtab{La}{5:022100}
+\gtab{Si}{7:022100}
+
+\beginverse
+\[Mi]The internet is \[Si7]really really \[Mim]great \echo{For porn!}
+\[Mi]I've got a fast connection so \[Si7]I don't have to \[Mim]wait \echo{For porn!}
+Huh?
+\[Fa#m]There's always some new site, \echo{For porn!}
+\[Sol#m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!}
+It's \[Fa#m]like I'm surfing \[La]at the speed of \[Si]light \echo{For porn!}
+Trekkie!
+\endverse
+
+\beginchorus
+\[Mi]The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!}
+\[Si7]The internet is for porn, \echo{What are you doing ?}
+\[Mi]Why you think the \[La]net was born?
+\[Mi]Porn, \[Si7]porn, \[Mi]porn!
+\endchorus
+
+\beginverse*
+Treekkie!
+Oh hello Kate Monster!
+You are ruining my song
+Oh me sorry, me no mean to
+Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
+Me no talkie
+Good
+\endverse
+
+\beginverse
+I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!}
+Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.}
+Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots}
+You can research browse and shop
+Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{FOR PORN!}
+
+Trekkie!
+\endverse
+
+\beginchorus
+The internet is for porn \echo{Nooo!}
+The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!}
+Me up all night honking me horn
+To porn, porn, porn!
+\endchorus
+
+\beginverse
+That's gross you're a pervert
+Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
+NO really, your a pervert
+Normal people don't sit at home and look
+At porn on the internet
+Ohhhh?
+What?!
+You have no idea!
+
+Ready normal people?
+Ready\dots ready\dots ready\dots
+
+Let me hear it!
+\endverse
+
+\beginchorus
+The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!}
+The internet is for porn, \echo{I masturbate!}
+All these guys unzip their flies
+For porn, porn, porn!
+\endchorus
+
+\beginverse*
+The internet is not for porn!
+
+PORN, PORN, P\dots
+HOLD ON A SECOND!
+
+Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.}
+And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com \echo{Sure!}
+And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay \echo{Yes I do!}
+And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!}
+
+Oh, but Kate\dots
+What you think he do \dots after? hmm? \echo{yeah!}
+EEEWWWWW!
+\endverse
+
+\beginchorus
+The internet is for porn! \echo{Gross!}
+The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn}
+Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!}
+For porn, porn, porn!
+\endchorus
+
+\beginverse*
+Porn, porn, porn, porn
+I'm leaving!
+Porn, porn, porn, porn
+porn, porn, porn, porn
+I hate the internet!
+Porn, porn, porn, porn
+
+The internet is for
+The internet is for
+The internet is for PORN! 
+YEAH!
+\endverse
+
+\endsong