diff --git a/songs/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg b/songs/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg index 216a43bc..62099018 100644 --- a/songs/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg +++ b/songs/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg @@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ \songcolumns{2} \beginsong{The internet is for porn} [by=Avenue Q,cov=avenue-q] - + \cover \gtab{Mi}{7:X02220} \gtab{Si7}{7:020100} @@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ \gtab{La&m}{4:022000} \gtab{La}{5:022100} \gtab{Si}{7:022100} - + \beginverse \[Mi]The internet is \[Si7]really really \[Mi]great \echo{For porn!} \[Mi]I've got a fast connection so \[Si7]I don't have to \[Mi]wait \echo{For porn!} @@ -18,95 +18,94 @@ \[La&m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!} It's \[Fa#m]like I'm surfing \[La]at the speed of \[Si]light \echo{For porn!} \endverse - + \beginchorus \[Mi]The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!} - \[Si7]The internet is for porn, \echo{What are you doing ?} + \[Si7]The internet is for porn, \echo{What are you doing?} \[Mi]Why you think the \[La]net was born? \[Mi]Porn, \[Si7]porn, \[Mi]porn! \endchorus - + \beginverse* Treekkie! Oh hello Kate Monster! You are ruining my song Oh me sorry, me no mean to - Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? - Me no talkie + Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? + Oki doki Good \endverse - + \beginverse I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!} Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.} Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots} You can research browse and shop - Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{FOR PORN!} + Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{For Porn!} \endverse - + \beginchorus - The internet is for porn \echo{Nooo!} - The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!} + The internet is for porn \echo{Boo!} + The internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!} Me up all night honking me horn To porn, porn, porn! \endchorus - + \beginverse - That's gross you're a pervert + That's gross, you're a pervert Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster - NO really, your a pervert + No really, your a pervert Normal people don't sit at home and look At porn on the internet - Ohhhh? + Oh? What?! You have no idea! - + Ready normal people? - Ready\dots ready\dots ready\dots - + Ready. Ready. Ready. + Let me hear it! \endverse - + \beginchorus The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!} - The internet is for porn, \echo{I masturbate!} + The internet is for porn \echo{I masturbate!} All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! \endchorus - + \beginverse* The internet is not for porn! - - PORN, PORN, P\dots - HOLD ON A SECOND! - - Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.} - And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com \echo{Sure!} - And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay \echo{Yes I do!} + + Porn, Porn, P\dots + Hold on a second! + + Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.} + And Brian, you buy things on amazon.com \echo{Sure!} + And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay \echo{Yes I do!} And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!} - + Oh, but Kate\dots - What you think he do \dots after? hmm? \echo{Yeah!} - EEEWWWWW! + What you think he do \dots after? Hmm? \echo{Yeah!} + Eeewwwww! \endverse - + \beginchorus The internet is for porn! \echo{Gross!} - The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn} + The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn!} Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!} For porn, porn, porn! \endchorus - + \beginverse* Porn, porn, porn, porn \echo {I'm leaving!} Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn \echo{I hate the internet!} Porn, porn, porn, porn - - The internet is for! - The internet is for! - The internet is for PORN! - YEAH! + + The internet is for! \rep{2} + The internet is for porn! + Yeah! \endverse - -\endsong \ No newline at end of file + +\endsong