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116 lines
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14 years ago
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\beginsong{The internet is for porn}[by=Avenue Q]
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\capo{4}
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\gtab{Mi}{6:X02220}
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\gtab{Si7}{6:020100}
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\gtab{Fa#m}{9:X02210}
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\gtab{Sol#m}{9:X02210}
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\gtab{La}{5:022100}
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\gtab{Si}{7:022100}
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\beginverse
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\[Mi]The internet is \[Si7]really really \[Mim]great \echo{For porn!}
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\[Mi]I've got a fast connection so \[Si7]I don't have to \[Mim]wait \echo{For porn!}
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Huh?
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\[Fa#m]There's always some new site, \echo{For porn!}
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\[Sol#m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!}
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It's \[Fa#m]like I'm surfing \[La]at the speed of \[Si]light \echo{For porn!}
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Trekkie!
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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\[Mi]The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!}
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\[Si7]The internet is for porn, \echo{What are you doing ?}
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\[Mi]Why you think the \[La]net was born?
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\[Mi]Porn, \[Si7]porn, \[Mi]porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse*
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Treekkie!
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Oh hello Kate Monster!
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You are ruining my song
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Oh me sorry, me no mean to
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Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
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Me no talkie
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Good
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\endverse
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\beginverse
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I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!}
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Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.}
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Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots}
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You can research browse and shop
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Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{FOR PORN!}
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Trekkie!
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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The internet is for porn \echo{Nooo!}
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The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!}
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Me up all night honking me horn
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To porn, porn, porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse
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That's gross you're a pervert
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Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
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NO really, your a pervert
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Normal people don't sit at home and look
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At porn on the internet
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Ohhhh?
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What?!
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You have no idea!
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Ready normal people?
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Ready\dots ready\dots ready\dots
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Let me hear it!
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!}
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The internet is for porn, \echo{I masturbate!}
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All these guys unzip their flies
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For porn, porn, porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse*
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The internet is not for porn!
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PORN, PORN, P\dots
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HOLD ON A SECOND!
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Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.}
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And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com \echo{Sure!}
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And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay \echo{Yes I do!}
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And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!}
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Oh, but Kate\dots
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What you think he do \dots after? hmm? \echo{yeah!}
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EEEWWWWW!
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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The internet is for porn! \echo{Gross!}
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The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn}
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Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!}
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For porn, porn, porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse*
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Porn, porn, porn, porn
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I'm leaving!
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Porn, porn, porn, porn
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porn, porn, porn, porn
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I hate the internet!
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Porn, porn, porn, porn
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The internet is for
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The internet is for
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The internet is for PORN!
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YEAH!
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\endverse
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\endsong
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