diff --git a/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg b/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg new file mode 100644 index 00000000..024379d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/Avenue_Q/The_internet_is_for_porn.sg @@ -0,0 +1,116 @@ +\songcolumns{1} +\beginsong{The internet is for porn}[by=Avenue Q] + +\capo{4} +\gtab{Mi}{6:X02220} +\gtab{Si7}{6:020100} +\gtab{Fa#m}{9:X02210} +\gtab{Sol#m}{9:X02210} +\gtab{La}{5:022100} +\gtab{Si}{7:022100} + +\beginverse +\[Mi]The internet is \[Si7]really really \[Mim]great \echo{For porn!} +\[Mi]I've got a fast connection so \[Si7]I don't have to \[Mim]wait \echo{For porn!} +Huh? +\[Fa#m]There's always some new site, \echo{For porn!} +\[Sol#m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!} +It's \[Fa#m]like I'm surfing \[La]at the speed of \[Si]light \echo{For porn!} +Trekkie! +\endverse + +\beginchorus +\[Mi]The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!} +\[Si7]The internet is for porn, \echo{What are you doing ?} +\[Mi]Why you think the \[La]net was born? +\[Mi]Porn, \[Si7]porn, \[Mi]porn! +\endchorus + +\beginverse* +Treekkie! +Oh hello Kate Monster! +You are ruining my song +Oh me sorry, me no mean to +Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? +Me no talkie +Good +\endverse + +\beginverse +I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!} +Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.} +Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots} +You can research browse and shop +Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{FOR PORN!} + +Trekkie! +\endverse + +\beginchorus +The internet is for porn \echo{Nooo!} +The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!} +Me up all night honking me horn +To porn, porn, porn! +\endchorus + +\beginverse +That's gross you're a pervert +Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster +NO really, your a pervert +Normal people don't sit at home and look +At porn on the internet +Ohhhh? +What?! +You have no idea! + +Ready normal people? +Ready\dots ready\dots ready\dots + +Let me hear it! +\endverse + +\beginchorus +The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!} +The internet is for porn, \echo{I masturbate!} +All these guys unzip their flies +For porn, porn, porn! +\endchorus + +\beginverse* +The internet is not for porn! + +PORN, PORN, P\dots +HOLD ON A SECOND! + +Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.} +And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com \echo{Sure!} +And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay \echo{Yes I do!} +And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!} + +Oh, but Kate\dots +What you think he do \dots after? hmm? \echo{yeah!} +EEEWWWWW! +\endverse + +\beginchorus +The internet is for porn! \echo{Gross!} +The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn} +Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!} +For porn, porn, porn! +\endchorus + +\beginverse* +Porn, porn, porn, porn +I'm leaving! +Porn, porn, porn, porn +porn, porn, porn, porn +I hate the internet! +Porn, porn, porn, porn + +The internet is for +The internet is for +The internet is for PORN! +YEAH! +\endverse + +\endsong \ No newline at end of file