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\selectlanguage{english}
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\songcolumns{2}
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\beginsong{The internet is for porn}
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[by=Avenue Q,cov=avenue-q,album=Avenue Q]
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\cover
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\gtab{E}{7:X02220}
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\gtab{B7}{7:020100}
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\gtab{F#m}{9:X02210}
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\gtab{A&m}{4:022000}
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\gtab{A}{5:022100}
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\gtab{B}{7:022100}
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\beginverse
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\[E]The internet is \[B7]really really \[E]great \echo{For porn!}
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\[E]I've got a fast connection so \[B7]I don't have to \[E]wait \echo{For porn!}
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\[F#m]There's always some new site \echo{For porn!}
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\[A&m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!}
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It's \[F#m]like I'm surfing \[A]at the speed of \[B]light \echo{For porn!}
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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\[E]The internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!}
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\[B7]The internet is for porn \echo{What are you doing?}
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\[E]Why you think the \[A]net was born?
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\[E]Porn, \[B7]porn, \[E]porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse*
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Treekkie!
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Oh hello Kate Monster!
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You are ruining my song
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Oh me sorry, me no mean to
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Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
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Oki doki
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Good
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\endverse
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\beginverse
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I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!}
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Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.}
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Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots}
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You can research browse and shop
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Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{For Porn!}
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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The internet is for porn \echo{Boo!}
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The internet is for porn \echo{Trekkie!}
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Me up all night honking me horn
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To porn, porn, porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse
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That's gross, you're a pervert
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Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
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No really, your a pervert
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Normal people don't sit at home and look
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At porn on the internet
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Oh?
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What?!
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You have no idea!
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Ready normal people?
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Ready. Ready. Ready
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Let me hear it!
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!}
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The internet is for porn \echo{I masturbate!}
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All these guys unzip their flies
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For porn, porn, porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse*
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The internet is not for porn!
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Porn, Porn, P\dots
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Hold on a second!
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Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.}
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And Brian, you buy things on amazon.com \echo{Sure!}
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And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay \echo{Yes I do!}
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And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!}
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Oh, but Kate\dots
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What you think he do \dots after? Hmm? \echo{Yeah!}
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Eeewwwww!
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\endverse
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\beginchorus
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The internet is for porn! \echo{Gro!}
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The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn!}
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Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!}
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For porn, porn, porn!
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\endchorus
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\beginverse*
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Porn, porn, porn, porn \echo{I'm leaving!}
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Porn, porn, porn, porn
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porn, porn, porn, porn \echo{I hate the internet!}
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Porn, porn, porn, porn
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The internet is for! \rep{2}
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The internet is for porn!
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Yeah!
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\endverse
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\endsong
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