Alexandre Dupas
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\beginsong{The internet is for porn}[by=Avenue Q] |
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\capo{4} |
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\gtab{Mi}{6:X02220} |
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\gtab{Si7}{6:020100} |
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\gtab{Fa#m}{9:X02210} |
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\gtab{Sol#m}{9:X02210} |
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\gtab{La}{5:022100} |
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\gtab{Si}{7:022100} |
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\beginverse |
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\[Mi]The internet is \[Si7]really really \[Mim]great \echo{For porn!} |
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\[Mi]I've got a fast connection so \[Si7]I don't have to \[Mim]wait \echo{For porn!} |
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Huh? |
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\[Fa#m]There's always some new site, \echo{For porn!} |
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\[Sol#m]I browse all day and night \echo{For porn!} |
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It's \[Fa#m]like I'm surfing \[La]at the speed of \[Si]light \echo{For porn!} |
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Trekkie! |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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\[Mi]The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!} |
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\[Si7]The internet is for porn, \echo{What are you doing ?} |
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\[Mi]Why you think the \[La]net was born? |
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\[Mi]Porn, \[Si7]porn, \[Mi]porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse* |
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Treekkie! |
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Oh hello Kate Monster! |
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You are ruining my song |
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Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
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Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? |
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Me no talkie |
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Good |
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\endverse |
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\beginverse |
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I'm glad we have this new technology \echo{For porn!} |
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Which gives us untold opportunity \echo{For por\dots oops, sorry.} |
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Right from you own desktop \echo{For \dots} |
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You can research browse and shop |
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Until you've had enough and your ready to stop \echo{FOR PORN!} |
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Trekkie! |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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The internet is for porn \echo{Nooo!} |
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The internet is for porn, \echo{Trekkie!} |
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Me up all night honking me horn |
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To porn, porn, porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse |
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That's gross you're a pervert |
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Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
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NO really, your a pervert |
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Normal people don't sit at home and look |
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At porn on the internet |
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Ohhhh? |
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What?! |
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You have no idea! |
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Ready normal people? |
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Ready\dots ready\dots ready\dots |
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Let me hear it! |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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The internet is for porn \echo{Sorry Kate!} |
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The internet is for porn, \echo{I masturbate!} |
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All these guys unzip their flies |
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For porn, porn, porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse* |
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The internet is not for porn! |
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PORN, PORN, P\dots |
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HOLD ON A SECOND! |
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Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online \echo{That's correct.} |
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And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com \echo{Sure!} |
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And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay \echo{Yes I do!} |
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And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card \echo{True!} |
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Oh, but Kate\dots |
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What you think he do \dots after? hmm? \echo{yeah!} |
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EEEWWWWW! |
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\endverse |
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\beginchorus |
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The internet is for porn! \echo{Gross!} |
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The internet is for porn! \echo{I hate porn} |
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Grab your dick and double click \echo{I hate you men!} |
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For porn, porn, porn! |
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\endchorus |
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\beginverse* |
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Porn, porn, porn, porn |
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I'm leaving! |
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Porn, porn, porn, porn |
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porn, porn, porn, porn |
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I hate the internet! |
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Porn, porn, porn, porn |
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The internet is for |
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The internet is for |
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The internet is for PORN! |
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YEAH! |
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\endverse |
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\endsong |
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